FALL / WINTER 1987

THE OFFICIAL FAN CATALOG

G.L.A.M. MERCH · WEAR IT. WAVE IT. FRAME IT.

Everything a Gorgeous Ladies of Anarchy and Mayhem fan could want, from the foam finger to the fan club tee. Order by mail. Allow 6 to 8 weeks. Moose carries every package to the post office personally.

SHOP THE CATALOG
CATALOG NO. 1 · 1987
G.L.A.M.
MERCH
The G.L.A.M. starburst logo: Gorgeous Ladies of Anarchy and Mayhem
9 ITEMS INSIDE$1.00 TO $19.95

The Catalog

Straight from the G.L.A.M. stockroom (also known as Earl's broom closet). Prices in 1987 dollars.

BEST SELLER
ITEM NO. GL-101

Official Fan Club T-Shirt

Heavyweight 50/50 cotton blend with the big G.L.A.M. starburst on the chest. Adult S, M, L, XL. Shrinks a little. So does Manny.

$9.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
Nacho Ned in the front row with a red foam finger and a tray of nachosAS SEEN ON TV
ITEM NO. GL-102

Front-Row Foam Finger

Giant red foam finger, as waved by Nacho Ned every single show. Nacho cheese not included. Nacho cheese stains also not included, but likely.

$4.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
ALL 40 IN STOCK
ITEM NO. GL-103

Autographed 8×10 Glossies

Pick any of the 40 Gorgeous Ladies. Every glossy is signed by the lady herself, or by Gloria at the Front Desk when the lady is busy.

$2.50 ea.ORDERS OPEN SOON
LIMITED PRINTING
ITEM NO. GL-104

GLAM SLAM '87 Official Program

All 40 entrants, the full bracket and the Commissioner's Rules. Mr. Feathers may have chewed one corner. Collectors say that adds value.

$3.00ORDERS OPEN SOON
Big Barb the Butcher in the ringFAN FAVORITE
ITEM NO. GL-105

Big Barb's “Take a Number” Ticket Roll

The very same red deli tickets Big Barb hands her opponents before she flattens them. 500 tickets per roll. Please wait until your number is called.

$1.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
Hairspray Hannah in the ringDISPLAY ONLY
ITEM NO. GL-106

Hairspray Hannah's Can of Hold

A genuine pink can, exactly like the one on Hannah's hip. Sold empty, for display only. Hannah would never give away the real stuff.

$6.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
The Aerobi-Queen in the ringVHS
ITEM NO. GL-107

The Aerobi-Queen's Workout Tape

Sixty minutes of high-impact aerobics with the Queen herself. VHS only. Tad carries the boombox. No pain, no gain.

$19.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
Repo Rita in the ringNEW
ITEM NO. GL-108

Repo Rita's Pink Sticker Sheet

Forty of Rita's famous pink stickers. Slap one on anything that's yours. Rita reserves the right to disagree.

$1.00ORDERS OPEN SOON
Iron Irma at the broadcast desk, arms foldedLOUD
ITEM NO. GL-109

Iron Irma's Official Whistle

Silver whistle on a cord, just like the one Iron Irma uses at 6 a.m. drills. Comes with one free lecture about how things were in her day.

$2.95ORDERS OPEN SOON

How to Order

Mail orders open soon. Gloria at the Front Desk is still sorting the 40 applications, and she will get to your order right after that. Probably. She will put you on hold either way.

SHIPPING & HANDLING
  • Up to $10.00: add $1.50
  • $10.01 to $25.00: add $2.50
  • Over $25.00: Moose drives it over

Looking for a Mr. Feathers plush or one of Manny's leftover gold chains? Those are at the Commissioner's own shop, Mayhem & Merch.